Monday, May 17, 2010

I hate agreeing with Scalia

I also hate writing posts about sex offenders and child pornography because there's no way around it--it's really just kind of awkward. The things I do for you people. Anyway, I'm about to agree with Scalia AND simultaneously disagree with a law permitting extra confinement of sexual predators, so hopefully I still have readers tomorrow. (Hooray for class assignments and mandatory readers!)

So, getting down to business--today the Supreme Court handed down the ruling in U.S. v. Comstock. The Court upheld a law allowing extra confinement of individuals deemed to be "sexually dangerous," specifically allowing the civil confinement of "an individual who is currently “in the custody of the [Federal] Bureau of Prisons,” §4248, if that individual (1) has previously “engaged or attempted to engage in sexually violent conduct or child molestation,” (2) currently “suffers from a serious mental illness, abnormality, or disorder,” and (3) “as a result of” that mental illness, abnormality, or disorder is “sexually dangerous to others,” in that “he would have serious difficulty in refraining from sexually violent conduct or child molestation if released.” §§4247(a)(5)–(6)."

Essentially, making it easier to lock up sex offenders--always a good thing right? Don't hate me, but in this case PLEASE NO. The Court justified this decision by deciding that Congress has "broad authority" to pass laws that are "rationally related" to its constitutional aims. Furthermore, the "choice of means" for carrying out its aims is left "primarily … to the judgment of Congress." Those are some SWEEPING statements if I ever heard any and expands Congress' authority by considerably more than any previous decision.

What would motivate the Court to go so far? I'm pretty sure it's got to be The Children. There is a definite cultural precedent that we must at all cost PROTECT THE CHILDREN, Constitutional rights and precedents be dammed. This fear is what lead the Court to criminalize the mere possession of child pornography in the much-criticized Osbourne v. Ohio. Innocent-seeming images that appeal to a pederast are illegal to possess, effectively creating the codified idea of a thoughtcrime--it is illegal to THINK that an image is arousing. Slippery. Slope.

I understand where this impulse comes from. Sexual abuse of a child is a heinous, horrifying crime. But I will argue that to ignore the rights of the perpetrator is worse.

Even if that makes me a conservative for the day.

BREAKING

This is HUGE.

Detailed analysis/mild craziness to follow around 11:58pm.

Stay tuned.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Obvious topic day

So, there isn't really a good way to write a post on your blog about the Supreme Court this week without at least sort of mentioning Elena Kagan. (Believe me, I've been sitting here for an hour trying to come up with something shocking and interesting about the fact that 42 U.S.C. § 233(a) now officially makes the Federal Tort Claims Act the exclusive remedy for claims arising from medical care and related functions provided by Public Health Service personnel, thus barring Bivens actions. I have this vague feeling that Kagan is edging this breaking news off the tabloid covers. Weird.)

In the spirit of playing into the hype, letttt's gossip. No, not about that. Andrew Sullivan already went there. We've still got issues that are slightly less likely to get me flamed left, fortunately, so here's the off-of-the-Princess's-head list of reasons of why we could label Kagan as a terrible nominee.

1. She's Jewish. How unrepresentative of her. This would also result in a Court that is composed of 3 Jews and 6 Catholics (Hi Roe v. Wade!). No Protestants, in our 51% Protestant nation.

2. She's too liberal.

3. She's too conservative.

4. She's never been a judge. People like this have such bad track records. Like that loose cannon William Rehnquist. God.

5. She went to Yale. In a slightly more elitist-Ivy-League-style rehashing of Problem #1, this would mean that actually the entire Court went to Harvard or Yale Law Schools. (I hear there's some kind of Ivory Tower criticism around this. Not familiar with the subject or anything.)

I'm really going to officially not care, because I'm going to favor some controversial criteria for a Justice: STATS. Proof of raw brainpower. This is the uber-nerd job. This is where your charisma and your politics and your daddy's Skull and Bones connections do not count. This is ability to weigh Serious Issues.

And she's got it. Summa from Princeton, Magna from HLS, Law Review on grades, and she clerked for freaking Thurgood Marshall. I'm good with that. Kagan is the opposite of Obama's Harriet Miers.

What do you all think are important criteria to consider about potential Justices?

Tuesday, May 4, 2010